if anyone would like to go down on me for like an hour right now I’d really appreciate it x
- An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy.
- One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?”
- Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”
- God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”
- To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.”
- God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”
- Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”
this seems so perfect
imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.
I love this photo so much, being so free.
this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh